[It's a completely human Sollux on screen. he looks around seventeen, the only similarity between his troll self is the red and blue glasses he's wearing. He looks pissed as all hell.]

Who's ready for a fight?

Is everyone enjoying their "wishes"? It's kind of funny because I'm pretty sure if I actually got to make a wish it would be something along the lines of "please let these experiments stop being a thing", but surprise surprise, that hasn't happened.

We fight the battles, we do all the work, we take over the station, but we're still being treated ( Read more... )

[The only thing in view is the biodome ceiling, though heavy pained breaths can be heard offscreen. Suddenly the heavy breathing becomes deep throaty coughing. Sollux flips onto his stomach, putting his weight on his hands as he comes into the camera's view. He keeps coughing, his fit turning more into dry heaves. He finally manages to cough up the ( Read more... )

[Sollux is sitting on a roof. A giant white monster visible behind him. For some reason he doesn't seem perturbed by this in the slightest.]

Does anyone have any chains or no where I can find some? Or maybe just a shitfuck of ropes?

I'm chaining my lusus to the school hive roof. If any of you assholes have a problem with that don't.

[He looks ( Read more... )

[He's pointing to his horns at the start of the video, even if you can't recognize his face, he's still the only one to have four of those.]Yeah. It's Sollux. Seems the experiments this bullshit not recognizing faces thing I had before. Excuse me while I just die laughing over the fact that this is happening to me twice ( Read more... )

Okay so I redid some of the old programs based on feedback. The maps program is now voice activated and the screen reader has a vocal to text option as well as the usual screen reading function. For the MMO I'm making, I'm thinking it'll focus on spaceship battles.

[Suddenly a high pitched scream can be heard somewhere off screen. Sollux looks ( Read more... )

Okay. Vallors. You don't want them give them to me, I'll trade you whatever the fuck you want. I have lock codes, I can hack shit, I can make viruses, I'll fucking throw someone into a wall. Just give me your fakey fake pretend money.

Remember the time I shared ice cream with you people. Come on, time to pay back.

[It's a voice with a tell tale lisp. Guess who this is.]So it occurred to me last week that with me only being able to type and a lot of people being fucking blind that communicating is sometimes actually really hard cause of the shit they pull ( Read more... )

okay unle22 you're a p2ychiic ii don't want two 2ee you iin per2on thii2 week 2o ju2t fuck off ( Read more... )

[The faciliberry turns on with a bang. It's on video but facing a wall which it is rapidly pulled away from and then slammed into again.]

Turn on.. You stupid.

[His words are angry but his voice is clearly panicked. After a few more thwacks he stops. clutching the berry in front of him.]

I.. I can't see. I can't.

[He may be hyper ventilating a ( Read more... )